Turning eighteen is an important milestone in everyone’s life. Being an adult certainly has its privileges – like buying cigarettes and lotto tickets! Happy Birthday!
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Your 18th birthday should be a national holiday! Allow me to honor your eighteen years of life by taking the day off. Happy Birthday!
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Eighteen years ago today, you emerged from the womb. Congratulations on your adulthood! Happy Birthday!
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On your birthday, I hope you have a wild and crazy celebration! But not too crazy – you can be legally tried as an adult now. Happy Birthday!
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Congratulations on having another birthday! Statistically speaking, people who have more birthdays live longer, so keep up the good work! Happy Birthday!
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On your 18th birthday, go crazy! Eat some cake, cause some trouble, take your pants off! Or don’t. Happy Birthday!
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You’re the best! If we were in the Hunger Games, I’d kill you last. Happy Birthday!
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On your birthday, there’s nothing I wouldn’t give you. Unless we had to jump out of a plane with just one parachute – then you’re on your own. Happy Birthday!
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Happy Birthday Friend!
You look like a million bucks.
Now that you’re eighteen,
You’ll see the real world sucks!
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You’re a legal adult!
Happy Birthday to you!
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Now that you’re eighteen, I feel I have to give you three pieces of crucial advice.
1.Never give up on your dreams.
2.Never bite off more than you can chew.
3.And never, ever take a sleeping pill and a laxative at the same time.
Happy Birthday!
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On your eighteenth birthday, you should think about your future. Don’t dwell on the past. And definitely don’t think about the present…because I didn’t get you one. Happy Birthday!
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Today is your special day
And I just wanted to say
I hope for your sake
You eat lots of cake
And that everything goes your way!
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Happy Facebook Notification Day! I hope you receive many well wishes from creepers and acquaintances. Happy 18th Birthday!
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Congratulations on turning eighteen! You’re no longer considered a bad driver! May you live long enough to be so old that your driving becomes dangerous again. Have a great birthday!
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Happy 18th Birthday! That’s 126 in dog years. Congratulations, old timer.
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It’s hard to believe you’re turning eighteen today. Seems like just yesterday you were in diapers! We’ve enjoyed watching you grow up into the magnificent person you are! Happy Birthday!
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Happy Birthday Eighteen-Year-Old! You really are special! (But not in a “special ed” way.) Happy Birthday!
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Happy 18th Birthday! I’d know it was your birthday even if it wasn’t posted on Facebook. Have a great day!
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A little birdie told me today is your eighteenth birthday! And I thought to myself, “OMG A TALKING BIRD!” Happy Birthday.
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It’s your 18th birthday. You’ve earned the right to stay classy, be sassy, and a little smart assey! Happy Birthday!
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On your birthday, I hope you are happier than a bird with a French fry! Treat yourself. Happy Birthday!