A birthday is like a rock song, it sounds good even when it’s played wrong. So mix up your mismatched chords, and see what your new musical age has in store.
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For you, a birthday is just another stage, and your performance is all the rage. Go on and break a leg. Please don’t make the audience beg.
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Don’t get out of tune just because it’s your birthday soon. It’s time to stand tall like a vintage Les Paul. Ring out loud and clear, and encore without fear!
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String the notes together, languid like a feather. Music is forever fleeting like the impermanence of two hearts beating. Thanks for creating worlds of sound to lift everyone off the ground.
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Every song is worth playing, it’s true. So will start with this one: Happy birthday to you!
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I hope it’s not immoral to say that rockers are immortal. We should celebrate you every day, and not just this one birthday.
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A guitar is like a lady, the music is always fading, but the hardware is here to stay. Sounds are auditory mating that keeps you young every time your hands get to play. Happy birthday, you know how to rock, now get out your instruments and no more talk!
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If the record starts skipping, it might mean the needle is slipping. As a musical guru, you have a lot to look forward to.
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You masterfully create riveting anthems, and you possess magnetism equally handsome. You always find the perfect pitch, and sew beautiful melodies stitch by stitch. Nothing can even pose an interruption of the rhythms strewn in perfect function. Not a malady can be heard, perfection without a word. Today we celebrate the creator’s creation as we marvel at a rocker’s artistic excellence that defies exaggeration. If it weren’t for your finesse with the musical note, Happy Birthday would have been all we wrote.
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Oh, you endless crooner, we wish your birthday could have come sooner. We want another excuse to shower you with undying praise, and that’s why we all love rockers’ birthdays. Thanks for leaving us so confused and dazed!
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Happy birthday to our sacred song shepherd, may this rocker always spin us like a record!
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Attitude will take you far, and make you a famous rock star. That’s why we gather on your birthdays every year, especially since you’ll soon be too big to remember us here.
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Play “Free Bird” now! Don’t ask how, just play. Even on your birthday, there is no escaping. Get on stage, we’re already taping. This will be a memory worth saving!
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Happy birthday, now everything you do will be a classic. Musicians of a certain age become immune to the masses. Just remember to keep a hold on your reading glasses. Don’t let the tempo dissolve into molasses when you still know how to get the crowd off their asses.
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Welcome to a lifetime jam that eternally defies glam. By sticking with rock roots, you’ve given the weaker genres a boot. Be rugged and real, and let everyone else feel. Another year older is another year bolder.
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A birthday is like a drum solo. Break everything because YOLO.