When a man hits 50, his body starts living in a state of confusion. The hair on his head stops growing while the hair on his ears and in his nose starts to grow.
Happy 50th Birthday
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They say life for a man begins at 50
I wonder if that’s really really true
Everything he wants to be trying
Becomes things he can’t possibly do
Happy 50th Birthday
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Every man who turns 50 experiences two crazy phenomenon. They are called a mid-life crisis and gravity.
Happy 50th Birthday
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Four signs you are turning 50 years-old today.
1. Mirror Mirror on the wall stops replying
2. You moved the governor on your Porsche to 35
3. Denture Grip is the first item on your grocery list
4. The girl at the register called you sir
Happy 50th Birthday
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Remember this! You will never be happy about your 50th birthday until you turn 60 and realize that 50 was the good ole days!
Happy 50th Birthday
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On this, your 50th birthday
A half a century of living life
You have raised all your special babies
You have done away with your second wife
You boss is still nagging you
Your body has aches and pains
You realize your financial future
Depends on stock market losses and gains
And just when everything seems boring
You start to wonder what is all means
Has life really gone past you
as fast as it kind of seems
Well, the answer is not so simple
There are many angles here at play
The only thing you need to be knowing
Is how to get through this horrible day
Ha Ha! Happy 50th Birthday
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Cheer up! Today is your 50th birthday which means your are only five years away from qualifying for the senior’s discount at Denny’s.
Happy 50th Birthday
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The good news is that turning 50 means you are no longer getting older. You have officially arrived. Your are now old.
Congratulations and Happy 50th Birthday
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Do you want to know just how old 50 really is? If you start counting birthdays backwards on your next birthday, you won’t reach infancy until you have lived a 100 hundred years. Hmmm.
Happy 50th Birthday
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I wonder if 50 is the place in life where gaining knowledge ends and senility begins.
Happy 50th Birthday
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Over hill, what a smell
you have hit the ancient trail
as those caissons go rolling along
With grey hair everywhere
and your sagging underwear
as those caissons go rolling along
for its hi hi he
in the geriatric infantry
Shout out you number loud and strong “FIFTY”
Try to have fun
cause next year you’re fifty-one
And those caissons keep rolling along
Happy 50th Birthday
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The truly great thing about turning 50 is…hmmm…well…let’s see…Let me get back to you on that.
Happy 50th Birthday
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Now that your turning 50, you can look forward to hearing aids, dentures, spectacles, canes, electric wheelchairs, botox, pacemakers, hair coloring and Viagra. Thank God for modern technology.
Happy 50th Birthday
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At twenty, they wanted your body
At thirty, they wanted your heart
At forty, they wanted your money
At fifty, they take you to court
Happy 50th Birthday
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